quinta-feira, 13 de junho de 2013

Flight to depression.

Welcome a board of the "deep hole airlines" flight to Depression Land.
Our flight is estimated to arrive in couple of weeks. We are sorry to inform you about such a big delay.
We are now passing over your "Utopian dreams" as you might be able to see on your right. Soon we will pass through your "disappointing  steps".
There will be some turbulence due to unfinished life projects you might have.
You are also welcome to request our services any time.
In few moments we will serve our first meal. You might want to look on your catalog in front of your seats. Please choose between a 0.33 mm gun or a rope to hang. Poison drinks are limited to the costumers of the economic class.
Enjoy your flight.


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