Life's Like... Wilson Dixon

A man much wiser than me once said,

Life is like a box of chocolates.
Life is also like a lot of other things,
Less like a box of chocolates than you might think.
Life is like, sitting on a snake,
Sooner or later, it's gonna bite you in the ass.
Life is like, a sudoku puzzle,
Frustrating, and ultimatly pointless.
Life's like having a conversation,
You're crazy, if you try do it alone.
Life's like a salmon swimming upstream,
Hard work, and sometimes you get eaten by bears.
Life's like a big strong man in a miniskirt,
Unusual, but who am I to judge?
Life's like getting up in the morning and having a coffee and get in your car and driving to work,

Oh, that IS life.

Life, life, life, life, life, life,
Ooh, life, life, life, life, life.
(sing along if you know the words)

Life's like dancing naked with a horse,
Something you can only ever do once.
Life's like the movie Titanic,
Long...


And you know how it's gonna end.
Life's like a song by Britney Spears,
Devoided meaning, what the hack let's dance.

Life, life, life, life, life, life,
Ooh, life, life, life, life, life.
(sounds like I'm saying flife, don't really think that's a word)

Life's like a back rub from an uncle,
Confusing, but you take what you can get.
Life's like a bottle of whiskey,
It takes years to mature, sometimes it makes you vomit.
Life's like watching a dog lick himself,
Full of impossible dreams.
Life's like death, only living.

as a man, much wiser than me onces said.